2/10
If you’re into the rustic charm of a place that clearly has not seen a broom since Santa last dropped by, this is your spot. Cleanliness is apparently optional. The dust bunnies were so cozy they probably had their own zip code. And the temperature? Perfect if you’re training for the Iditarod indoors. Bring your parka, because this place laughs in the face of insulation.Location-wise, it’s a dream if your idea of a good time is being miles away from anything worth seeing. Aurora viewing? Yeah, good luck craning your neck from the backyard past flickering porch light. It is far away from primary aurora viewing locations. Attractions? You’ll need a dogsled and a prayer to get anywhere remotely interesting.The property manager? A real charmer; about as responsive as a hibernating bear. And the bathroom? It’s got that vintage “worn-down chic” vibe, complete with a clogged toilet that’s clearly been ignored.All in all, if you’re looking for a cold, dirty, middle-of-nowhere adventure with plumbing roulette and a host who’s apparently on a silent retreat, this North Pole paradise is calling your name. Five stars for lack of character, zero for everything else.
Kivanç A.
Se hospedó 6 noches en febrero de 2025