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3 BD/ 3 BR Luxury Villa w/ Pool, Walk to Beach, Near Downtown Coco!
En esta casa de vacaciones en la playa podrás divertirte con tu familia gracias a instalaciones como un área de juegos para niños y asador. Esta casa de vacaciones dispone de 3 habitaciones, y tiene wifi gratis y balcón. Los huéspedes podrán disfrutar de una piscina privada y otras comodidades, que incluyen cocina con refrigerador y horno.
Los habitaciones de esta casa de vacaciones disponen de aire acondicionado, piscina privada y cafetera/tetera. Las habitaciones disponen de balcón. Todas las habitaciones disponen de Smart TV. La cocina está dotada de refrigerador, placa de cocina, microondas y utensilios de cocina. Los baños están equipados con ducha y secador de pelo.
Los huéspedes pueden navegar por la web gracias al acceso a wifi gratis. Los servicios para personas de negocios incluyen escritorios y sillas de escritorio.
En la propiedad, hay piscina techada y piscina al aire libre. Otras opciones de recreación y esparcimiento incluyen sala de fitness.
Se pueden practicar las siguientes actividades de recreación y esparcimiento en las instalaciones o cerca de la propiedad (es posible que se aplique un cargo).
Servicios en la propiedad
Playa
En la playa
Toallas de playa
Tumbonas de playa
Piscina/spa
Piscina al aire libre
Piscina privada
Internet
Disponible en la casa: wifi gratis
Aparcamiento y servicios de transporte
Se recomienda coche
Aparcamiento en las instalaciones
Cocina
Cafetera y tetera
Especias
Frigorífico
Hervidor eléctrico
Horno
Lavavajillas
Licuadora
Máquina de hielo
Microondas
Papel de cocina
Placa de cocina
Tostadora
Vajilla y utensilios de cocina
Restaurante
Desayuno disponible por un recargo
Mesa de comedor
Servicio de chef
Dormitorios
3 dormitorios
Se proporcionan sábanas
Baño
3 baños
Ducha
Jabón
Papel higiénico
Se proporcionan toallas
Secador de pelo
Zonas comunes
Mesa de comedor
Sala de estar
Entretenimiento
Libros
Smart TV con canales por cable o satélite
Zonas al aire libre
Balcón
Jardín
Mobiliario exterior
Parrilla de barbacoa
Servicios de lavandería
Lavadora
Lavandería
Espacios de trabajo
Escritorio
Silla de despacho
Confort
Aire acondicionado
Mascotas
No se admiten mascotas
Características especiales/accesibilidad
Si tienes algún requisito de accesibilidad en particular, ponte en contacto con el alojamiento con la información que aparece en la confirmación que recibiste al reservar.
Acceso a la entrada bien iluminado
Acceso único por escalera a las plantas superiores
Parqué en las zonas comunes
Peldaño para acceder a la entrada
Suelo de baldosas en las zonas comunes
Alojamiento libre de humo
Servicios e instalaciones
Plancha o tabla de planchar
Servicio de limpieza a petición
Servicios de conserjería
Aspectos destacados de la ubicación
Cerca de un hospital
Cerca de un spa o balneario
Cerca del mar
En el centro
En un pueblo
En una zona rural
Actividades
Acceso al campo de golf (opcional)
Equipo para deportes acuáticos
Golf
Kayak
Avistamiento de ballenas en las inmediaciones
Casino en las inmediaciones
Ciclismo de montaña en las inmediaciones
Equitación en las inmediaciones
Escalada en las inmediaciones
Escalada en roca en las inmediaciones
Esnórquel en las inmediaciones
Esquí acuático en las inmediaciones
Golf en las inmediaciones
Kayak en las inmediaciones
Lanchas motoras en las inmediaciones
Natación en las inmediaciones
Observación de aves en las inmediaciones
Parque temático en las inmediaciones
Paseos en moto acuática en las inmediaciones
Paseos para ver animales salvajes en las inmediaciones
Pesca en las inmediaciones
Rafting en las inmediaciones
Rutas de senderismo/ciclismo en las inmediaciones
Rutas ecológicas en las inmediaciones
Submarinismo en las inmediaciones
Surf/bodyboard en las inmediaciones
Tubing acuático en las inmediaciones
Vela en las inmediaciones
Windsurf en las inmediaciones
Medidas de seguridad
No hay detectores de monóxido de carbono ni aparatos de gas (el propietario ha indicado que no hay detectores de monóxido de carbono ni aparatos de gas en el alojamiento)
Detector de humo (el propietario ha indicado que hay un detector de humo en el alojamiento)
Botiquín
Extintor
Cerradura de seguridad
General
Jardín
Servicio de limpieza (previa solicitud)
Tamaño de la unidad: 139 metros cuadrados
Propiedades similares
Beautiful home in a gated Neighborhood, Walking Distance to Beach with Garden
Brasilito
Beautiful home in a gated Neighborhood, Walking Distance to Beach with Garden
Recibirás un correo electrónico del anfitrión con las instrucciones para hacer el check-in y el check-out.
La información proporcionada por la propiedad podría estar traducida con herramientas de traducción automática.
Mascotas
No se aceptan mascotas
Niños y camas adicionales
Los niños son bienvenidos.
Nota del anfitrión: As long as childre are supervised
No se permiten fiestas ni eventos
No se permiten fiestas ni eventos grupales.
Información importante
Importante
Puede aplicarse un cargo por cada persona adicional, según la política de la propiedad.
Es posible que se solicite un documento de identidad con foto emitido por las autoridades gubernamentales, y una tarjeta de crédito, débito o depósito en efectivo en el check-in para cubrir cualquier gasto imprevisto.
Las solicitudes especiales no se pueden garantizar. Están sujetas a disponibilidad al momento del check-in y pueden conllevar cargos adicionales.
No se permiten fiestas ni eventos grupales.
El anfitrión indicó que no hay detector de monóxido de carbono ni aparatos que funcionen con gas en la propiedad
El anfitrión indicó que hay un detector de humo en la propiedad
Las medidas de seguridad de la propiedad incluyen extintor de incendios, botiquín de primeros auxilios y cerradura de alta seguridad
Esta propiedad tiene espacios al aire libre, como balcones, patios y terrazas, que podrían no ser adecuados para niños; en caso de inquietudes, recomendamos que te comuniques con la propiedad antes de tu llegada para confirmar que puedas hospedarte en una habitación que se ajuste a tus necesidades.
Vrbo, nuestro sitio asociado, administra este hospedaje. Recibirás un correo electrónico de Vrbo con un enlace que te llevará a tu cuenta de Vrbo, donde podrás cambiar o cancelar tu reservación.
Información adicional
Se recomienda acceder a este hospedaje en auto.
Información de la zona
Esta casa de vacaciones se encuentra en el centro de la ciudad, en la playa, en Sardinal. La belleza natural del área puede apreciarse en Playa del Coco y Playa Hermosa. También vale la pena conocer Ericka's Fruit Stand y Rocio's Kitchen. Las actividades como paseos en moto de agua y kayak ofrecen una gran oportunidad de disfrutar del agua y, si buscas un poco de adrenalina, puedes hacer caminatas y paseos a caballo en los alrededores. Visitar nuestra guía de viaje de El Ocotal
Aeropuerto Internacional Daniel Oduber (LIR): 42 minutos en auto
Restaurantes
Sports Bar
21 min en auto
Restaurante Liberia
21 min en auto
Restaurante La Toscana
21 min en auto
La Caveja
6 min en auto
Coconutz Brewhouse
8 min en auto
Preguntas frecuentes
¿Hay piscina en Luxury Villa w/ Pool, Privacy, Walk to Beach & Near Best Restaurants/Bars!?
Sí, en la propiedad hay una piscina techada y una piscina al aire libre.
¿Luxury Villa w/ Pool, Privacy, Walk to Beach & Near Best Restaurants/Bars! acepta mascotas?
No, la propiedad no acepta mascotas.
¿Cuánto cuesta el estacionamiento en Luxury Villa w/ Pool, Privacy, Walk to Beach & Near Best Restaurants/Bars!?
Hay estacionamiento disponible en la propiedad.
¿A qué hora es el check-in en Luxury Villa w/ Pool, Privacy, Walk to Beach & Near Best Restaurants/Bars!?
Hora de inicio de check-in: 16:00.
¿A qué hora es el check-out en Luxury Villa w/ Pool, Privacy, Walk to Beach & Near Best Restaurants/Bars!?
Check-out: 11:00.
¿Dónde se encuentra Luxury Villa w/ Pool, Privacy, Walk to Beach & Near Best Restaurants/Bars!?
En Sardinal, esta casa de vacaciones frente al mar, en el centro de la ciudad, se encuentra a pocos pasos de Playa Ocotal y a 3 km de Playa del Coco. Playa del Resort Bahía Pez Vela y Casino El Coco también se encuentran a 5 km.
Opiniones de 3 BD/ 3 BR Luxury Villa w/ Pool, Walk to Beach, Near Downtown Coco!
Opiniones
Excepcional
Todas las opiniones que se muestran provienen de experiencias de huéspedes reales. Solo las personas que han reservado una estadía con nosotros pueden enviar su opinión. Verificamos las opiniones con base en nuestras pautas y las publicamos todas, tanto positivas como negativas.
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Our family of five had a great week in Ocotal. Weather was amazing, Vanessa and Jorge helped organize fun adventures, and we loved Ocotal Beach. The snorkeling was excellent right off the beach. Coco Beach has lots of restaurants and is a quick but exciting 15 min drive. The condo pool was good but the one at Coco Beach Estates was nicer and had a gym. Having a bathroom for each bedroom was also nice. We had a few minor issues but Vanessa was quick to respond and resolve them. The condo itself is functional but not luxury.
Kate F.
Se hospedó 8 noches en diciembre de 2025
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Scott G.
8 feb. 2025
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Fun in the sun!
We had a wonderful time! Great location. Good food. Very relaxing!
Scott G.
Se hospedó 14 noches en enero de 2025
Opinión verificada
8/10 Buena
Debby W.
15 mar. 2024
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Family vacation
We thoroughly enjoyed our stay. The location was perfect. We enjoyed the pool on site and at the club. Vanessa was helpful in securing a fishing charter that was AMAZING!
Debby W.
Se hospedó 7 noches en marzo de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Tom W.
16 mar. 2024
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Great location and Great service by host
Super location, right near the beach (with no hills to climb) and right near Father Rooster. Host was very responsive and helpful. Great stay..
Tom W.
Se hospedó 5 noches en marzo de 2024
Opinión verificada
8/10 Buena
Diane M.
13 may. 2024
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Great location
Proximity to playa Ocotal was amazing. We loved this private and beautiful beach. Pool at the complex and access to beach club and coco bay estates were amazing.
Diane M.
Se hospedó 6 noches en mayo de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Andrea R.
10 feb. 2024
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Vacation 2024
Loved the area and watched monkeys play in the trees almost every day!
Andrea R.
Se hospedó 7 noches en febrero de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
callie e.
11 dic. 2024
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Always Lovely
We make this our home away from home in Costa Rica. Highly recommend. We'll be back!
callie e.
Se hospedó 9 noches en noviembre de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Nadia D.
3 ene. 2024
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Great place close to the beach
We stayed 4 days and really enjoyed the easy access to a beautiful beach. The house was spacious and comfortable for our group of 6.
Vanessa was very helpful with questions and recommendations.
An overall very nice stay!
Nadia D.
Se hospedó 4 noches en diciembre de 2023
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Charles D.
22 mar. 2023
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Return to Vista Ocotal
We enjoyed our stay. Minor problems (with AC, hot water) were dealt with promptly and satisfactorily.
Charles D.
Se hospedó 11 noches en marzo de 2023
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Gary B.
8 abr. 2023
Le gustó: Limpieza, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Peaceful paradise
We loved the location of this property. We could walk to the beach in 5 minutes, and walk to the beachfront restaurant and bar in 5 minutes. We enjoyed sitting on our balcony listening to the howler monkeys and watching them roam through the trees.
Gary B.
Se hospedó 7 noches en marzo de 2023
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Annette M.
17 jul. 2024
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Amazing vacation
If you really want to enjoy the culture and locals of the island this is the place. We enjoyed the comfort and accommodations. it was home away from home. We were three couples that had our own bedrooms and baths. A car rental is a must. The gated community is very safe and close to nearby restaurants and activities.
Annette M.
Se hospedó 7 noches en julio de 2024
Opinión verificada
6/10 Aceptable
Alvin W.
25 feb. 2026
Le gustó: Limpieza, comunicación, ubicación
No le gustó: Check-in, veracidad del anuncio
Great potential. Guest experience needs some TLC. First up the wrong combination is listed in the welcome package so getting thru gates was a (miss)adventure. Hopefully this is fixed now. Pickup from airport was included which was nice - except we had to phone and wait at airport as pickup was quite late. Next up is the kitchen - it lacked the basics like a salad bowl, a broil pan, grater, strainer - we gave a list to owner and again hopefully this has been tended to. You do need a car or Golf cart here but if its Electric there is no ready place to plug in so get extra extra long extension. We asked for one but host's rep said she could not accommodate. Outdoor patio space is very narrow but the pool out back is really large and great. The Beach Club listed nearby (unless it has been corrected) is shuttered. You can ride several miles to another which we did. The Beach close by (walking distance) is very good and there is a funky restaurant there (pricey but the whole region is). Toilet in one of the bathrooms was broken but was scheduled to be fixed after we left. So was one rather loud air conditioner. The layout is great. The beds are comfortable. The place is safe and quiet. Fits two couples comfortably and maybe three or a big family.
Alvin W.
Se hospedó 7 noches en enero de 2026
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
callie e.
27 may. 2024
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Perfect week in a perfect location!
We loved our stay in Bernard's Condo in Ocotal. The process was easy, clear, and friendly. Thank you, Bernard! The space was comfortable and attractive and had everything we needed to enjoy our stay. Just steps from the beach and a good 5k walking route in the Ocotal hills. We have already booked our return trip. Callie and Ethann
callie e.
Se hospedó 6 noches en mayo de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Brian R.
25 ene. 2023
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Amazing Location!
This was an amazing place for our family to stay. It was extremely clean and beautiful. We really enjoyed sitting out on the balcony for coffee and reading while listening to the ocean waves.
The beach was a leisurely 5 minute walk away and was a quiet mixed black and white sand with a fun tide pool to check out during low tide.
Vanessa was very responsive with a wealth of local knowledge and contacts.
We really enjoyed how quiet the community was yet was just a few minutes to shopping and activities at Coco Beach.
Brian R.
Se hospedó 11 noches en diciembre de 2022
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Chris R.
10 ene. 2025
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Absolutely Fantastic
A wonderful property. Excellent location. Vanessa had excellent communication with us the entire time. We had just gone through two previous cancellations by other hosts last minute, and were scrambling to find a place to stay. I can't say enough about Vanessa and her team. We look forward to staying here in the future! The location in Ocotol was great, close to the beach and Father Rooster's which is a fave of ours. Gated property, all the amenities, and the layout was great for us. Thank you Vanessa for looking after us so well, we look forward to our future friendship with you.
Chris R.
Se hospedó 4 noches en diciembre de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Cliente verificado
7 mar. 2023
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación
I'd stay here again
Location good. Beds were comfortable. Shower/bathrooms were clean and refreshing. Felt safe. Vanessa was helpful. Dishwasher needed repair/cleaning and needed dishwasher pods. Stuff provided was too soapy. Phone didn't work for local calls.
Cliente verificado
Se hospedó 7 noches en febrero de 2023
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Cliente verificado
15 ene. 2024
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Ocotal
We really liked the quiet and relaxing vibe of this property. The pool was lovely and never busy. The beach was a short walk away and Father Roosters restaurant was also a short walk. From our front door we saw many birds, lizards, frogs and monkeys. The property was adequate and had air conditioning in each room which was nice. It is great to have a washer and dryer as well. We had lots of beach towels and some pool toys and a couple beach chairs. Vanessa was excellent and very helpful!
Cliente verificado
Se hospedó 11 noches en enero de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Jeremy O.
7 dic. 2022
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Just what we needed
This is a great property nestled in a very quiet location. The inside is just as described and pictured; modern, comfortable and clean. We had great communication with the manager both before and during our stay. There were monkeys coming and going in the trees around the property. The beach is a very easy 100 meter walk from the front door. The beach here is very nice with black sand and decent snorkeling.
The only negative we could think of is the low water pressure for taking a shower, but I don’t think the owners could do anything about that.
Jeremy O.
Se hospedó 4 noches en noviembre de 2022
Opinión verificada
4/10 Mala
Randy D.
6 dic. 2024
Le gustó: Check-in, comunicación
No le gustó: Limpieza, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Inside The Property Very Dated
We paid for 7 night stay at Bernard's but choose not to stay. Initially walked in and the main floor bedroom smelled of urine. As noted in other reviews the pictures inside were outdated. The bedding in 3 rooms looked like your Grandma's basement bedding. As mentioned in the listing it was seaside and you could hear the ocean waves. Neither were correct or accurate. Hired an uber and stayed at a beautiful modern resort Mar playa Hermosa for the same money we paid not to stay at Bernard's.
Randy D.
Se hospedó 6 noches en noviembre de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
nancy s.
29 ene. 2020
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Great location
We spent two weeks in Bernard’s home. The location is great, very short walk to Ocotal Beach. We visited other beaches but quickly learned that Ocotal Beach is one of the best the area has to offer. Bernard is very responsive and resolved issues quickly (the coffee maker was on its last leg, he had Vanessa purchase and deliver new one the next day, in fact Vanessa brought her own coffee maker until she could get the new one. Over the top! Although the cleanliness is not five star, the response and attention you get from Bernard and Vanessa makes it five stars! One has to remember that Costa Rica is a tropical country. Thank you Bernard.
nancy s.
Se hospedó 14 noches en enero de 2020
Opinión verificada
6/10 Aceptable
Marty C.
29 sept. 2022
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación
Family Getaway
This property is in a decent location, just a short walk to the beach, although you can hear the ocean from the villa, the view form the villa is not desirable for me because you can't see the ocean because of the weeds and garbage drop off.. The listing says private pool and a TV in every bedroom, but there is no private pool and there was not a TV in every bedroom. We did have internet, but it is not high speed and we lost connection several times making it impossible to work from there!
Marty C.
Se hospedó 7 noches en septiembre de 2022
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Brenda G.
2 ene. 2023
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Magnificent Oasis!
We rented Bernard’s villa for 3 weeks for our family Christmas holiday. We had a fantastic time. The gated community and property was excellent. The three pools were spectacular and the villa was exactly how it was portrayed in the listing.
Bernard was a magnificent host and his property manager is the best we have ever had. We use VRBO all over the world so that is a huge compliment. Vanessa went above and beyond for us during our stay. She made us feel like family and answered our messages or questions immediately.
My two sons and husband and I would recommend this property to anyone who is looking for all the amenities of home in a tropical setting. We loved our tours and the black sand beach was amazing. Costa Rica was a favourite destination but by far the accommodations and great service from Vanessa made our holiday one of the best holidays we have ever had. We highly recommend this villa to anyone who is looking for a quiet, safe and beautiful location to enjoy your time. Thank you Bernard and Vanessa we will be back!
Brenda G.
Se hospedó 20 noches en diciembre de 2022
Opinión verificada
8/10 Buena
Melissa R.
27 feb. 2024
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación
Beautiful location
We enjoyed our stay in Bernard’s house very much. Father Rooster was steps away and the food was delicious and the atmosphere especially nice when they had the band and ceviche bar. Having access to the beach clubs was a huge plus and gave us variety in our pool/beach days. We appreciated the options quite a bit. Although we had some hiccups with driver pick ups, Vanessa was very responsive and offered to cover a cab to get us to the airbnb at no cost to us. We did find the photos to be a little out of date (linens aren’t white as pictured) and some new furniture that while functional doesn’t really fit the space that well. However these were minor things. Overall we really enjoyed our stay and will probably visit Playa Ocotal again! Some honourable mentions for the cook at home chef option given to us by Vanessa. And we hired a boat captain through a travel agency called “my tan feet” named “Marcy” who was amazing. Saw whales, jumping devil rays, turtles, puffer fish , cool caves and more! All in all a great trip!
Melissa R.
Se hospedó 9 noches en febrero de 2024
Opinión verificada
10/10 Excelente
Damon R.
26 jul. 2024
Le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Guanacaste at it’s best.
Place is as advertised. About a football field’s distance from a quiet beach (Playa Ocotal) with wonderful, warm water and lovely views. Villa is as described. All amenities necessary were provided, including plenty of towels, beach chairs, and plenty of kitchenware to cook just about anything. The pool at the villa was quiet and the other individuals that were onsite were lovely people, so there was no reason to leave the gates to go to the other pools. We did not venture to the club because we had full schedules already planned. Truly, you could knit pick any place you stay, and find something not to your standards. But in my opinion, if you have an issue with this place it is either a one off, unfortunate circumstance, or its the renter Bernard was communicative and pleasant from start to finish, as was Vanessa. We did not require their services, but they made themselves known as available. It was an amazing week, and would absolutely stay at Bernard’s villa again. Coco was about seven minutes away and had plenty of restaurants. Several grocery stores. Locals are absolutely lovely
Damon R.
Se hospedó 7 noches en julio de 2024
Opinión verificada
2/10 Terrible
Grace F.
30 dic. 2024
No le gustó: Limpieza, check-in, comunicación, ubicación, veracidad del anuncio
Dark, dirty, disgusting place
This place is not a "villa" - it's a rundown townhome that is filthy and has false advertising. There is no tennis, no gym. The "security gates" are rickety and don't open completely not great for wide cars. "Security" is one guy that walks around - no one at the actual gate. That's definitely not 24x7 security in an area that actually needs it. The pictures show a sunny home. It is literally dark, musty and filthy throughout the home. I have taken numerous photos of the issues and submitted to vrbo. This should not be rented as is due to potential health hazards from mold on the window shades, in the coffee maker, body odor and hair throughout all the bedding, mouse droppings on the headboard, improperly cleaned toilets, gum stuck on the one non plastic coffee mug, dirty utensils in the drawer along with cobwebs, old beach towels used as bath towels, the list goes on and on. This review should allow photos from renters to show what this actually looks like. The owner has done nothing except to call and say everything is fine. Nightmare scenario for vacation particularly for Xmas week. We evacuated after 1 night of our 7 night stay it was THAT BAD. There are plenty of other options in Costa Rica - we have been 4 times that are clean and safe. This isn't one of them.