First off, I scheduled this not so blast from the past on this app, and it did not mention ANYWHERE that it had no air conditioning. The Vacasa site - which I didn't even know was an app until I was invited to it after scheduling this place - marks that it has no A/C. Major error which I didn't discover until I checked in - way too late to fix anything. Had that info been available to me, I *never* would have stayed here to give this review.
The politest thing I can say is that the 80s called, they want their wallpaper and decor back. I hope I can post pictures...the wallpaper was peeling off the walls (probably due to being steamed in the stuffy closed up sweat box they call a condo).
The mattresses were so far beyond firm, I'd like to compare them to a cinder block, but it wasn't quite that hard. I recognized the bedspread, I had almost the exact same one as a kid...you should donate it to a museum and get something made within the last 20 years. The sheets were clean. The towels were by far the nicest things in this condo.
The floor tiles are lovely, but the grout was cracked and chunks missing to the extent my toe got cut when I stubbed it. Please fix.
The owners suite bathroom tub/shower - I prefer not to be more up close and personal with a curtain than my spouse. Let's try something an adult can fit in.
The rules say you can't open any windows - fine for winter, but this is summer and it was a hot, stuffy, & extremely unpleasant stay in the condo time forgot.