After finding the home(at the top of 2 massive hills our car barely made it) we arrived and never received the code to open the door. I called and texted the owner, no response. So I contacted vrbo, after standing in the sun for 20 minutes waiting to get in I finally got the code to open the door. Owner did respond to me fairly after. We were greeted by 4 pages of rules, everything from what to cook where to having to take all trash with you. Everywhere you look there was a framed note with a rule on it , there was also sticky notes everywhere reminding of rules. The water wouldn’t get hot, so I contacted the owner again, we soon figured out the hot water issue BUT the water pressure turns off on its own constantly. Water kept turning off on you while washing dishes and in the shower. There was women’s hair all over the shower wall upstairs..We attempted to cook but the oven would not work so we opted to use the BBQ. There was no knives so having to cut steak with a butter knife was fun. To make bacon and pancakes in the morning we were told we HAVE to use the skillet, NO stove. . So we did, but the skillet was WORN and rusted and it took 1 hour to cook 1 small packet of bacon. We were thrown back at the amount of personal stuff ALL OVER the house. All closets in the rooms were stuffed with person stuff, bathroom cabinets , garage,everywhere! There was even a car garage. Prepare to walk on eggshells while here, no relaxing allowed with having to remember EVERY RULE!!!