Almost reluctant to tell the world how cool this place is, as it’ll likely make it harder for us to get back. Spacious, well-appointed two-bedroom retreat, overseen by two warm, engaging hosts, augmented by two affectionate, energetic pups, featuring a spacious, well-equipped kitchen, staffed by roughly a dozen exotic hens laying golden eggs that highlight every breakfast. Located in a community where residents raise a menagerie ranging from turkeys to tortoises, nearby wonderful, accessible trails for hiking, and several golf courses. After exercise, we spent hours in the pool and hot-tub, which highlight a courtyard populated by an orchard of edible, juicable fruit trees (how did I live this long without eating a kumquat?). No exaggeration - our best VRBO experience.