Your Forest Retreat by the Lake: Digital Detox

IMPORTANT: PLEASE READ THIS AND LOOK AT THE PICTURES BEFORE BOOKING! If your dream vacation consists of stylishly decorated rooms: Please do not book with me!!! Our vacation rental has been preserved in its authentic, original 1970s condition—we’ve simply left out the modern frills. We live here in the middle of nature and share the yard with the real owners:
The local wildlife: Hard-working ants and curious insects like to stop by from time to time.
Our in-house architects: The spiders here are extremely dedicated and decorate the patio and nooks daily with new works of art.
The forest’s decor: Leaves, pine needles, and a healthy dose of natural dust automatically find their way onto the patio furniture. We’re nature lovers and seek exactly this contrast to stressful city life. If you’re laid-back, don’t mind a crumb or a spider, enjoy a little chat now and then, or would like to sit together by the fire pit in the evening: You’re welcome here! Anyone looking for perfection and luxury wellness, please just stay away!

The essentials at a glance:
Digital Detox:
No TV, no Wi-Fi!!!
Kitchen & More:
No oven, but there is a stove, refrigerator, toaster, and electric kettle.
Sleeping:
Sleeps up to 4 people (one double bed and one sofa bed, each 1.80 x 2.00 m).
Adventure Extras (available for rent):
Rowboat, SUPs, bicycles, fire pit & grill.
What to bring:
Towels and bed linens (or ask us in advance). Parking with an electric charging station is available.

Garden & Recreation at the House:
Large courtyard for shared use (e.g., for badminton)
Large trampoline
Swing