The first plank in the deck fell off when we stepped on it (we moved it out of the way for our stay). The provided window fan shorted out a circuit breaker (we flipped the circuit breaker back and ignored the fan). The decor was odd for BRF but as advertised. The carpeted stairs up to the top loft were filthy (our feet were covered with sand by the time we reached the top). The top bedroom was less than clean (false eyelash found in the bed, cheetos underneath).
The ATVs went until 1am. Someone started using a portable saw around 8.
All in all, it was a decent place, but they definitely did *not* earn their higher-than-average cleaning fee.