4/10 Mediocre
Angela V.
4 sept. 2025
No le gustó: Limpieza
The house isn't well represented in the pictures - and I'm sure I will get a retaliatory review as a guest for my review. It honestly felt like we paid to stay inside a health code violation.The pictures in the listing are NOT representative of what's going on in the house. Maybe by the time you stay they will have replaced everything.Kitchen: Both ovens were so caked in filth they were basically fire hazards. Oh, and the “cleaning sponge”? Covered in hair.Safety: Two smoke detectors were dangling like sad ornaments—no batteries. Sliding door to master bedroom? Wouldn’t lock. Hope you don’t mind random wildlife (or burglars) joining your vacation.Bathrooms: Mold in the toilets, trash and used deodorant stashed in the cabinet. Because who doesn’t want to inherit a stranger’s BO?Furniture & Carpets: Dining chairs and upstairs carpet covered in massive stains. If you’re into guessing games, you can spend the week trying to figure out if that spot was wine, coffee, or something much, much worse.Pool: Tiles falling off into the pool. Nothing says “relaxing swim” like dodging sharp ceramic shards.Basics: Zero soap in the house—no hand soap, no dish soap, nothing. Not even enough dishes or pots to serve the number of people the listing supports. The listing manager has accused me of being a gold digging money hog and this couldn't be further from the truth as I have receipts for literally everything I'm claiming. There are zero pics in the listing for a reason.
Angela V.
Se hospedó 3 noches en agosto de 2025